The Many-Worlds Interpretation

According to our patented, totally-not-made-up theory, there are infinite parallel universes. Each one is a different you, doing different things in different timelines. It's like a big ol' multiverse party!

But how do we get from one universe to another? That's the million-dollar question! We've developed a few decryption methods, and we're happy to share them with you:

Method 1: The Infinite Coffee Shop

Step 1: Find a really, really bad coffee shop.

Step 2: Order a coffee.

Step 3: Stare intensely at the coffee cup until it transports you to a different universe.

Method 2: The Quantum Karaoke Machine

Step 1: Put on your favorite song.

Step 2: Sing it really, really badly.

Step 3: Get transported to a universe where everyone else is singing it even worse than you.