The Known Issues of the Atomic Decoder 1000 Model

Due to the experimental nature of our 5th generation decryption tool, we have encountered several known issues:

1. Occasional spontaneous reassembly of adjacent atoms into a sentient being.
2. Mildly radioactive emissions from the core processing unit.
3. Unintended decryption of nearby snacks, causing them to turn into an endless loop of 8-bit video game sound effects.
4. Unexplained increases in user's risk of developing a taste for retro-futuristic art deco architecture.

Please note that these issues are not covered under the standard warranty. If you experience any of these symptoms, please restart your computer and try again.

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