Transparency Report: 5-Atomic-Decoder-1000

We're glad you asked! Our team has compiled a list of all the times we've used the 5-Atomic-Decoder-1000 in our top-secret underground bunker.

• We've used it to decode the plans for the world's most powerful robot uprising.
• We've used it to decode the recipes for the world's most delicious sentient pizza.
• We've used it to decode the instructions for the world's most complex toaster.
• We've used it to decode the secrets of the world's most mysterious ninja society.
• And we've used it to decode the plot of every single one of our favorite action movies.