Learn the advanced techniques of juggling in multiple dimensions. Yes, it's a real thing. We swear.
**Warning: May cause dizziness, temporal paradoxes, or spontaneous combustion in extreme cases. Prolonged exposure may lead to:
But hey, it's worth it. Trust us, we've seen the multiverse-juggling championships.
**Recommended for experts only. Novices, beware: Interdimensional Syzygy and Quantum Flipping may not be for you.