Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is the Atomic Decoder 1000 safe?

A: We've tested it on 5 cats. All 5 survived.

Q: Will it decode my toaster's secrets?

A: No, that's just your toaster being extra.

Q: Can I use it to decode alien messages?

A: Only if you've been abducted and are willing to pay the intergalactic fee.