Deep Breathing Exercises for the Chronically Unimpressed

Welcome to the most underwhelming experience in deep breathing exercises. You're here because you're not exactly thrilled about life, and that's totally fine. We won't judge you.

Exercise 1: The Sigh

Sigh into Oblivion - Let it all out, but only for 10 seconds, or you might get winded.

Exercise 2: The Eye Roll

Practice your Eye Roll Techniques - It's all about the facial contortions.

Exercise 3: The Stare

Stare into the Abject Void - Challenge your soul to find meaning in the abyss.