Welcome, traveler, to the bottomless pit of despair. You've been falling for hours, and it only gets worse.
As you descend deeper into the abyss, the air grows thick with the stench of desperation.
But fear not, for there's still hope. A glimmer of light flickers in the distance, a beacon of false promise.
Or is it just a distant explosion of last night's Chinese food?
Dive into the depths of what could've been, but wasn't.