Subpage 9: The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Ironing

Warning: Do not attempt to extreme iron while operating heavy machinery, operating a lawnmower, or engaging in any other activity that may result in personal injury or property damage.

Extreme ironing is a contact sport. It requires skill, dedication, and a willingness to risk severe burn injuries. Do not try this at home (seriously, don't).Learn from the experts at Extreme Ironing University.

For the best results, extreme ironing requires a high-temperature iron, a strong stomach, and a healthy dose of crazy. If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the game.

Subpage 9.1: Extreme Ironing Techniques

The key to successful extreme ironing is not just about getting the wrinkles out, but about pushing the limits of human endurance. Here's a few tips:

1. Iron while upside-down. This is essential for maximum burn factor.

Learn the advanced techniques from our expert instructors at Extreme Ironing University.