Designing the Most Incompetent Engineered Defective Piston

Product Overview

The Defective Piston 3000 is a marvel of modern engineering... said no one.

Our design team (of 2 interns and a cat) have worked tirelessly to make this piston as inefficient as humanly possible.

The Defective Piston's unique features include:

• A 30% chance of randomly jamming, causing the whole machine to shut down
• A 20% chance of spraying oil everywhere, because who needs a clean shop, right?
• A built-in 50/50 chance of spontaneously combusting, because safety is overrated

Don't worry, our team has included a comprehensive guide on how to troubleshoot these issues, because, let's be real, it's not like you're going to need it.

For more information on the Defective Piston 3000, visit:

• Technical Specs
• Warranty Policy (or lack thereof)
• Known Issues (because there will be many)