Our Mission: To Protect Humanity (and Our Right to be Wrong)

Our Values: The Cornerstones of Chaos Our Tactical Approach: The Art of Being Obnoxious

Defending the Indefensible

At the Institute of Defensible Defenses, we believe that everyone deserves an equal chance to be wrong. Our mission is simple: we provide expert defense arguments for any situation where being wrong might be the best course of action. Whether you're a seasoned provocateur or just starting out, we've got you covered.

We've got a team of highly trained experts in the art of being wrong, and we're here to help you navigate even the most treacherous of situations.

From defending the indefensible to justifying the unjustifiable, we've got the expertise to make you look good, even when you're being terrible.