Early Warnings

Warning: Inflatable Swordfish Approaching

Be on the lookout for an incoming inflatable swordfish, last seen in the vicinity of the East Wing, sector 3. Its sheer size and unpredictable movements make it a hazardous threat to the structural integrity of the building.

Early Warnings

Warning: Unstable Coffee Machine

Be cautious of the Unstable Coffee Machine in the break room, which has been known to spew forth molten hot coffee at random intervals. Prolonged exposure to its wrath can cause serious burns and permanent scalds.

Early Warnings

Warning: Sudden Onset of Casual Friday

Be prepared for the unexpected appearance of Casual Fridays, which can cause widespread confusion, spontaneous combustion of dress shoes, and existential dread.

Early Warnings

Warning: Rogue Coffee Mug

Be on the lookout for a rogue coffee mug that has taken on a life of its own, wandering the corridors and dispensing hot beverages with reckless abandon. Prolonged exposure can cause permanent scarring and crippling caffeine addiction.

Early Warnings

Warning: Unexpectedly Loud Meeting

Be prepared for the sudden and unannounced arrival of meetings, which can shatter windows, rattle nerves, and shatter eardrums.