Be on the lookout for an incoming inflatable swordfish, last seen in the vicinity of the East Wing, sector 3. Its sheer size and unpredictable movements make it a hazardous threat to the structural integrity of the building.
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Be cautious of the Unstable Coffee Machine in the break room, which has been known to spew forth molten hot coffee at random intervals. Prolonged exposure to its wrath can cause serious burns and permanent scalds.
Be prepared for the unexpected appearance of Casual Fridays, which can cause widespread confusion, spontaneous combustion of dress shoes, and existential dread.
Be on the lookout for a rogue coffee mug that has taken on a life of its own, wandering the corridors and dispensing hot beverages with reckless abandon. Prolonged exposure can cause permanent scarring and crippling caffeine addiction.
Be prepared for the sudden and unannounced arrival of meetings, which can shatter windows, rattle nerves, and shatter eardrums.