Elevator Protocol
DO NOT PANIC. Repeat, DO NOT PANIC.
In the event of an emergency, please follow these procedures:
- Press the red emergency button.
- Wait for the lights to flash.
- Proceed to the nearest exit.
But wait, there's more!
During non-emergency situations, please follow these guidelines:
- Check the elevator's floor indicator.
- Make sure you're not wearing anything that might get caught in the doors.
- Press the button that corresponds to your desired destination.
And for the love of all that is good, DO NOT TRY TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR WITH A CHICKEN.
Duck Protocol: Because you never know when a feathered friend might get trapped Animal Control Measures: Because we can't have any more elevator hijackings