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MIND CONTROL: A User Manual

Warning: Reading this manual may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous decision-making, and spontaneous happiness. Prolonged use may lead to spontaneous adulthood.

Learn to build your mental fortress and hack your mind with our expert advice.

But wait, there's more! Visit our Mental Gym to get your mind in shape.

Don't forget to set your mind control agenda and track your progress.

And, of course, don't forget to shut off your mind when the going gets tough.

Side Effects:

May cause increased productivity, decreased existential dread, and spontaneous combustion.

Disclaimer:

This manual is not responsible for any damage caused by the user's own mind. Use at your own risk.