Defense Tier 1 Exercises: Because You're Gonna Need It
These exercises are for those who want to be prepared, not just in case of the zombie apocalypse, but also for the inevitable office politics apocalypse.
Here are some exercises to get you ready:
- 1. The "Slyly Stance": Stand in a corner, arms crossed, and look as intimidating as possible. This will come in handy for when your coworkers try to steal your lunch from the break room fridge.
- 2. The "Slylyer Stance": This is like the first one, but with a slight lean to the left. Perfect for when your boss tries to breathe down your neck about your "productivity levels".
- 3. The "Defensive Crouch": Crouch down low to the ground, with your arms wrapped around your legs, and your face hidden behind a wall of paperwork. Ideal for when the IT department comes to "help" with your computer.