Warning: Do not attempt this at home. Or do. We won't judge.
Our team of expert sword throwers has thrown the throwing of the thrower for years, and the results are always... interesting.
Check out our Thrower Profiles to see the best (worst?) of the worst throwers in the business.
But don't just take our word for it! Read about our throwing techniques to see how we achieve such impressive (and often catastrophic) results.
Want to learn how to throw a sword? Join our Throwing 101 class, where you'll learn the basics of throwing the thrower, and possibly injure yourself.
And for the truly adventurous, try our Thrower Challenge where you'll throw the thrower and... well, you might get thrown.