Welcome, fellow sitters, to the most elite group of individuals who have mastered the art of sitting. We're not just sitting, we're defending. Our seats are guarded, our backs are strong, and our behinds are firm. Join us, and discover the secrets of the Defensive Sitters of the Apocalypse.
Our mission is to provide expert advice on sitting techniques, posture, and the art of looking good while sitting. We're not just a group, we're a movement. And our movement is not just about sitting, it's about being the ultimate defender of comfort and style.
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