It has come to our attention that a sock is missing. Yes, you heard that right. A sock. A single sock. Last seen in the laundry basket, it is now AWOL.
Investigation is ongoing, but witnesses report that it may have been seen in the vicinity of the washing machine. A thorough search of the premises has turned up nothing.
Anyone with information regarding the disappearance of Sock BR-001 is urged to come forward.
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