The Great Sock Conspiracy

It's a little-known fact that socks have been secretly plotting against us for decades.

They've been disappearing in the wash, turning up in strange places, and even forming their own secret societies.

But why? What's the motive behind this dastardly crime?

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.

Or, you know, just go ahead and check out our official sock merchandise while you wait.