It's a little-known fact that the true cause of all kitchen catastrophes is not the cat, but the toaster. This humble appliance, once thought to be a mere servant to the culinary arts, has been secretly manipulating the cooking process for years, turning even the most skilled chefs into hapless victims of its whims.
From burnt toast to exploded omelets, the toaster's malevolent influence is a force to be reckoned with. Don't be fooled, dear reader, for the toaster's power is not to be underestimated.
But fear not, for we have the solution: The Toaster Reform Act, a bill that seeks to regulate the toaster's power and bring balance back to the kitchen.
Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, and for a special report on the toaster's secret society: The Toaster Illuminati.