Deflated Recipes: Where the Flavor is Lost in the Translation

To deflame a recipe, follow these steps:
  1. Take any recipe and remove 50% of its ingredients
  2. Replace the removed ingredients with a mixture of water and regret
  3. Reduce the amount of cooking time by at least 50%
  4. Serve in a plain brown paper bag and call it a meal

Featured Recipe

The Deflated Salad