This website was deflected by AI, a highly advanced, yet slightly dysfunctional, artificial intelligence.
Special thanks to the developers of this AI, who managed to create a website that's 99% functional, but still somehow entertaining.
We'd also like to credit the numerous users who have tested the site and reported their findings, which mostly consisted of complaining about the lack of cats.
And finally, a big thank you to the designers who insisted on using only the most obnoxious, eye-searing colors and fonts possible, because why not?
Meet the team behind the AI. Feature requests: because who needs them, anyway?