Welcome to the Feline Infallibility Act, where cats are always right, and you're always wrong. Here's a comprehensive guide on how to deflect blame to your feline overlord:
Denying Evidence Technique - A simple yet effective way to claim the cat's paws were never in the area where the mess occurred.
Creating a Smokescreen Technique - Distract the human with a fake emergency, like a 'code red' in the kitchen, while the cat is busy covering its tracks.
Faking Innocence Technique - A delicate balance of 'who, me?' and 'what's for dinner?' to avoid suspicion.
Remember, these techniques are foolproof. Or are they?