We're glad you asked for our help in deflecting blame. Here's a Guide to Shifting the Blame to someone more deserving of it, like that guy in HR.
Or, if you're feeling extra sassy, try our Deflecting with Sarcasm Tips for when you really want to drive the point home.
And don't forget, we're not responsible for your actions. Blame the coffee machine, the cat, or the mailman.
Blame-shifting since 2018. Results not guaranteed, but our lawyers are on it.