Deflecting Blame with Statistics

Warning: The following statistics are not actually accurate, and are only used for deflectional purposes.

According to our completely made-up numbers:

• 95% of all problems are caused by squirrels.
• 75% of all problems are caused by meetings.
• 99.9% of all problems are caused by people who refuse to follow the rules.

See the Logic Edition for more deflectional strategies

See the Facts Edition for actual, completely-not-made-up facts

Disclaimer: This site is not responsible for any problems caused by actual facts.

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