A: The meaning of life is 42, or is it? Maybe it's 42.1, or -1, or 1/42? Honestly, we're still working on it.
A: This is the website. It's not just any website. It's the website.
A: A portal is when you're just casually walking through a door, but a wormhole is when you're being pulled through a door by a sentient, dimension-traversing worm. Don't worry, we won't judge you for asking.
A: Cookies are for eating. Not for asking. But if you want to eat a cookie, you should probably just get a cookie.
A: The CEO is a mythical figure, rumored to exist only in the darkest recesses of our corporate imagination. Don't bother, they're not interested.