Welcome to Deflection In Real Time, where the art of deflecting reality is a way of life.
Our Mission
Our mission is to provide expert deflection services to those who can't seem to catch a break in their lives. We deflect, deflect, deflect, because sometimes you just can't take it all in.
Our Methods
- Active Deflection: We'll actively work to shift the focus away from your problems.
- Passive Deflection: We'll simply not talk about it, and hope it goes away.
- Deflection By Proxy: We'll deflect your problems onto someone else.
Our Team
Dr. Emily Ever-Deflector
Chief Deflection Officer. Expert in the art of shifting the focus.
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