Deflect with a Frown

Welcome to the art of deflection, where we teach you to deflect with finesse and flair.

Technique 1: The Classic "I'm Not a Morning Person" Deflection

This is the most popular deflection technique of all time. Simply state that you're not a morning person and watch as others take on the burden of waking you up.

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Technique 2: The "Oh, I'm Just a Creative Type" Deflection

Use this deflection technique when someone asks you to do something boring or mundane. Claim you're a creative type and need to focus on your art.

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Technique 3: The "I'm on a Secret Mission" Deflection

Perfect for when you need to leave early or avoid prophets. Just tell people you're on a secret mission and watch as they try to pry the details out of you.

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Side effects of deflection may include: increased eye-rolling, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion of relationships.

Not responsible for any damage caused by deflection. Use at your own risk.

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