Welcome to the art of deflection, where we teach you to deflect with finesse and flair.
This is the most popular deflection technique of all time. Simply state that you're not a morning person and watch as others take on the burden of waking you up.
Learn moreUse this deflection technique when someone asks you to do something boring or mundane. Claim you're a creative type and need to focus on your art.
Learn morePerfect for when you need to leave early or avoid prophets. Just tell people you're on a secret mission and watch as they try to pry the details out of you.
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Side effects of deflection may include: increased eye-rolling, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion of relationships.
Not responsible for any damage caused by deflection. Use at your own risk.