1492: The Year of Deflection

In this pivotal year, the world witnessed a global shift in the art of deflection.

Invention of the Deflection Raygun

Christopher Columbus accidentally discovers the power of deflection while trying to find a new route to Asia. His trusty raygun, which shoots a concentrated beam of pure, unadulterated deflection, changes the course of history.

The Deflection Revolution

Inspired by Columbus' invention, a global movement of deflection enthusiasts takes hold. People everywhere begin to perfect the art of deflecting blame, responsibility, and accountability.

Deflection in Art

Artists begin to incorporate deflection as a central theme in their work. Painters depict scenes of people deftly deflecting their problems, while musicians write songs about deflection and its many forms.