Welcome to the deflection timeline, where the past is a messy blur of confusion and chaos.
Prehistory: A time of utter savagery and unrelenting struggle for survival.
Ancient Empire: When the world was ruled by tyrannical dictators and their trusty sidekicks.
Middle Aged Mayhem: Where knights were not always bright, and dragons were often a real problem.
Age of Steam: When the air was thick with soot and innovation was always a gamble.
Neo-Brutalist Revolution: When art was reborn, and so were the toilets.