Deflection Techniques

Learn the art of deflecting, the ultimate excuse generator!

• 1. Don't look at me
• 2. It's not my fault
• 3. I was just browsing
• 4. I had no idea it was coming
• 5. I was on a meeting
• 6. I just need a break
• 7. I need to check my email
• 8. I just saw a squirrel
• 9. It's not my responsibility
• 10. I need to refuel
• 11. I just remembered something important
• 12. I need to ask myself
• 13. I was just thinking about something
• 14. I just need a moment
• 15. It's not the time
• 16. I need to check my watch
• 17. I just remembered I need to pay a bill
• 18. I need to call my mom
• 19. I just realized something is very important
• 20. I need a hug