DEFLECTING WITH IGNORANCE

Welcome to the art of DEFLECTING WITH IGNORANCE, where the art of purposeful incoherence is perfected.

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DEFLECTING WITH IGNORANCE: The Techniques

Here are some of our favorite methods for deflecting with ignorance:

Technique 1: The Classic 'I Don't Know, I'm Not a Doctor'

Technique 2: The Art of Deflection by Diversions

Technique 3: The Ignorance is Bliss Method

Or, if you're just feeling extra confident:

Technique 4: The I'm-Right-And-You're-Not Method

Remember, the key to deflection by ignorance is to never be wrong, but to always be wrong about being right.

Or, if you will, Technique 5: The Fake-News-Fueled Frenzy

DEFLECTING WITH IGNORANCE: The Techniques of Deflection