Deflection Techniques for the Discerning Enemy
Are you tired of being cornered by an existential crisis? Do you yearn to deflect the inane queries of your aunt? Look no further!
The Art of the Quick Deflection
A classic technique for the modern hero.
- Change the subject
- Point to a bird
- Invoke the concept of "me time"
- Accuse the interrogator of being a "know-it-all"
And for the really hard-core:
- Blame it on the cat
- Claim you're secretly a ninja
More Techniques
The Deflector's Manifesto