Deflection Theories | A Study of the Art of Not Being There

Deflection theories are the study of ways to avoid doing things. A noble pursuit, really.

Procrastination by Design: The art of turning a simple task into a complex puzzle.
Deflection by Deception: A study of lying to yourself and others to get out of doing something.
Deflection by Distraction: The science of finding the perfect excuse.
Deflection by Distortion: The art of changing the subject or changing the facts.

Our researchers have been studying deflection theories for years, and we're still trying to figure out why humans are so bad at it.