Eye-rolling Techniques

The Art of Not Caring

When faced with the mundane, the infuriating, or the just plain stupid, one must employ the ancient art of eye-rolling. A delicate dance of the eyebrows, a subtle flexing of the facial muscles, and a dash of disdain.

The Rolling the Needle - A masterclass in subtlety.

Rolling the Vein - When the annoyance is just too much.

Eye of the Odds - A calculated risk.

Side Effects

May cause:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Temporary blindness
• Permanently altered facial muscle memory

Subpages:

• The Rolling the Needle
• Rolling the Vein
• Eye of the Odds