Deflection Techniques

Deflection techniques: because sometimes, you just can't

1: The Art of Not Caring (About Anything)
2: The Deflection Matrix: A Tool for Measuring Your Lack of Effort
3: The Ancient Art of Blaming Someone Else
4: The Power of the Passive-Aggressive Response
5: The Science of Saying 'Maybe' to Any Commitment

Stay tuned for more deflection techniques!

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