Deflecting Questions

We're glad you asked, but let's be real, you won't be getting an answer. That's not how this works.

Instead, we'll just give you a series of increasingly absurd excuses. It's like a game, but not the kind you win at.

Want to play?

• Get Deflected 1: The "I'm Busy" Tactic
• Get Deflected 2: The "I'm Not Sure" Gambit
• Get Deflected 3: The "I'm Not Listening" Maneuver