Degree Choice 2: Master of Advanced Desperation
A degree for those who have reached the apex of desperation, where the only thing that matters is the pursuit of extreme and unrelenting frustration. Coursework includes:
- Advanced Degree of Desperation 1: A comprehensive course in the art of throwing oneself into a pit of despair, with a focus on dramatic irony and existential dread.
- Degree of Desperation 2: An in-depth study of the human condition, with an emphasis on the futility of existence and the inevitability of disappointment.
- Extreme Degree of Desperation 3: The final frontier of degree options, where students will push themselves to the limits of human endurance, only to find that the only thing that really matters is the crushing weight of reality.
Continue to Degree Choice 3
Or, for the truly desperate, try Degree Choice 4: The Degree of Desperation 2.0