Philosophical Degree Programs

Welcome to the most useless degree programs on the planet! Our programs are designed to confuse, annoy, and possibly change your perception of reality.

• Nihilism - Learn the art of doing nothing and achieving everything.
• Ironicism - Develop the ability to see both sides of an argument, and then pretend to not care about either side.
• Absurdism - Study the meaninglessness of life, and how to make the most of it.

Or if you're feeling adventurous, try our special degree programs:

• Hermeneutics of the Absurd - Learn to interpret the meaningless, and then make it even more meaningless.
• Philosophical Nihilism and Spongecake Baking - The art of making nothingness delicious.

Or, if you're feeling really lost, try our degree in Just Making Stuff Up.