Where the ordinary rules of communication don't apply.
Our degree programs in Extra-Ordinary Communications will teach you the art of saying something completely unremarkable in a completely unremarkable way.
Or, you know, just make something up.
You'll learn how to craft a 5,000-word essay that says nothing, write a 10-minute presentation that puts everyone to sleep, and create a 3-hour video that nobody watches.
We have the following courses:
Don't miss out on this opportunity to waste your time and money on something completely unnecessary!