Ultra-Advanced Advanced Supercomputing Robotics

Warning: This is not a degree program for the faint of heart.

Our Ultra-Advanced Advanced Supercomputing Robotics program is designed for those who are willing to push their cognitive abilities to the limit.

Through a series of rigorous, sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled semesters, you'll learn to program the most advanced robots on the planet, from the intricacies of quantum computing to the nuances of robotic social etiquette.

Upon completion, you'll be granted the esteemed title of Ultra-Advanced Advanced Supercomputing Robotic Master and a complimentary bottle of Red Bull.