Utopian Finance and Unicorns

Welcome to the most magical of all finance schools! Where the art of economics meets the whimsy of mythical creatures.

Programs of Utmost Importance:

• Unicorn Accounting - Because even magical creatures need to keep track of their horn-sized expenses.
• Unicorn Marketing - Learn how to make your competitors cry themselves to sleep at night with our patented Unicorn-Proof Advertising Techniques.
• Unicorn Law and Society - Understand the intricacies of magical contract law and the delicate dance of interspecies relationships.

Don't settle for a mundane education, join us in Utopian Finance and Unicorns today!