Utopian Philosophy Degree Program

Join our esteemed faculty of thought leaders and become a true Utopian philosopher. Our degree program in Utopian Philosophy will guide you through the most pressing questions of our time: "How to make the perfect vegan smoothie," "The meaning of life on a deserted island," and "Is it better to have 17 cats or 20 parrots as pets?"

Explore our Utopian Ethics courses and learn how to make the tough decisions that will make the world a better place!
Take a deep dive into Utopian Sociology and discover the secrets of creating a society where everyone gets exactly 17 hugs and 20 high-fives every day!
Get hands-on experience in Utopian Politics and run for office on our fully functional, totally-not-just-a-joke, realpolitik simulation island!