Welcome to UTOPia

A Degree in the Art of Living Utopia

Enroll now in our prestigious program in Utopian Philosophy and discover the secrets of a perfect society!

Our curriculum includes:

• Introduction to Utopian Thought
• Utopian Economics: A Course in Resource Redistribution
• Conflict Resolution: The Art of Not Arguing with Your Neighbor
• Utopian Architecture: Designing Cities for Happiness
• Advanced Utopian Cooking: The Art of Making Everyone Eat the Same Meal

Apply now and receive a free copy of "The Utopian Manifesto"!