Underwater Skiing

We were really close to making this a reality, but our team got distracted by a particularly compelling episode of cat videos.

Robot Dogs

We were going to revolutionize the pet industry with robotic canines, but our engineers realized they could make more money by working as Uber drivers.

Zero-Gravity Hockey

We were on the cusp of creating a sport that would make Olympic figure skating look like a Sunday afternoon hobby, but our investors lost interest when they realized they'd have to actually watch the games.

Invisible Socks

We were convinced that people would pay top dollar for a product that doesn't exist, but our market research team realized that might be, uh, a bit of a stretch.