Learn to Code

You want to learn to code? Ha! Good luck with that. It's a wild, never-ending journey of confusion and frustration. But hey, someone's gotta do it.

Here's a step-by-step guide to get you started:

• Step 1: Download the Entire Internet to Read Later
• Step 2: Spend 5 Years Watching YouTube Tutorials and Still Not Coughing Up Something
• Step 3: Write a To-Do List 1,000 Items Long, Check Off Exactly 3 Tasks

And that's it! You're now a coding master. Go forth and make the world a more efficient, yet soulless, place.

Or just give up and join the ranks of the unemployable. We won't judge you.