A Post-Mortem on the State of Our Refrigerator
It's been 3 days since I last cleaned out the fridge, and let me tell you, it's a disaster. The remnants of last week's pizza party have congealed into a solid, unidentifiable mass, threatening to spill out into the kitchen like a gelatinous tsunami. The science experiment that was supposed to be "just one more day, just one more day" has turned into a petri dish of despair.
Read on for the tragic tale of the freezer's slow demise Check out the Delta Waves Encyclopedia for more on this phenomenon