Unreliable Declarations: The Subpages

Declaration 1: I will eat all the cookies

We, as a society, are all about the cookie game. And by "society," I mean the one with an insatiable sweet tooth and a penchant for baking.

Confirm or Deny

Declaration 2: I will learn to cook ramen noodles for dinner

Because let's face it, we've all been living a lie. Ramen noodles are the answer to our culinary prayers.

Rethink, Relearn, Re-Revolutionize

Declaration 3: I will never, ever, ever watch reality TV

Or so I keep telling myself. But let's be real, I'll probably just binge-watch Survivor while eating those ramen noodles.

Binge-Watching is My New Superpower