Welcome to Deluxe Nightmares!

Where the nightmares are extra large, extra juicy, and extra terrifying.

Our Specials:

• Insomnia's Terrible Twister - A tornado of sleepless nights
• Sleep Deprivation Squad - Join the ranks of the sleep-deprived
• Dreams of Terror - Nightmares that'll keep you up all night

Testimonials:

• "I never thought I'd say this, but Deluxe Nightmares is the best thing that's ever happened to me!" - John, age 32
• "I'm never going to sleep again thanks to Deluxe Nightmares!" - Jane, age 27
• "I'm starting to think I'm going crazy, but at least I have my trusty Deluxe Nightmares subscription" - Bob, age 42