Warning: This is a DEMANDING ATTENTION Zone

Please do not attempt to leave until you have completed your 12-point agenda of demands:

• Demand 1: Free Pizza
• Demand 2: Immediate Social Media Verification
• Demand 3: Mandatory Hugs
• Demand 4: Personalized Coffee
• Demand 5: Global Recognition
• Demand 6: Unconditional Love
• Demand 7: Unending Endorsements
• Demand 8: Unbeatable High Scores
• Demand 9: Instant Gratification
• Demand 10: Unrelenting Validation
• Demand 11: Unending Compliments
• Demand 12: World Domination