THE DEMANDS OF 2023
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been forced to create a document outlining the demands of the year 2023.
Here are the demands:
- Everyone will have access to an endless supply of free memes.
- All meetings will be cancelled and replaced with virtual reality experiences.
- Coffee machines will dispense free lattes with an 8:00 AM guarantee.
- Alien life forms will be invited to participate in high-level business meetings.
- All humans will be granted an additional 4 limbs to improve productivity.
- Everyone will have to wear a different colored sock on their head at all times.
- The world will be covered in a thick layer of cotton candy.
- Everyone will be forced to watch an infinite loop of cat videos.