THE DEMANDS OF 2023

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have been forced to create a document outlining the demands of the year 2023.

Here are the demands:

• Everyone will have access to an endless supply of free memes.
• All meetings will be cancelled and replaced with virtual reality experiences.
• Coffee machines will dispense free lattes with an 8:00 AM guarantee.
• Alien life forms will be invited to participate in high-level business meetings.
• All humans will be granted an additional 4 limbs to improve productivity.
• Everyone will have to wear a different colored sock on their head at all times.
• The world will be covered in a thick layer of cotton candy.
• Everyone will be forced to watch an infinite loop of cat videos.

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